TEACHING OF FOOL, THE RELIGIOUS WORSHIP AS GOOGLE his Lord

There is a new doctrine called Googlism. This principle is as follows Google kenyataan2, the proof of God: 1. Google is the closest to the battery.
2. Google is simultaneously everywhere.
3. Answers worship of Google (or Google did.)
4. Google, will never die.
5. Google has limits, does not grow on forever.
6. Google remembers everything.
7. Google is not a crime.
8. Google will be able to get more than the combined names of all sacred.
9. In fact, the evidence for the presence of Google.
Specifies whether the vertical or messing googlelism professor of fact. However, "Lord, Google is" (she) sexed woman to decide.They also performed two songs in a prayer song. This is an example: 

By Texas Schultz

Hail Google, full of hits.
Our searches are with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst search engines,
and blessed is the fruit of thy servers.

Holy Google, Mother of Searches.
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our disk crash.
Amen.